Tomorrow is Recruitment Day.
Or, as I like to call it, Sign Your Suicide Contract Day.
And like all the sane people alive—who are few, both in terms of sanity and life status—I don’t plan on sticking around for it…
Tomorrow is Recruitment Day.
Or, as I like to call it, Sign Your Suicide Contract Day.
And like all the sane people alive—who are few, both in terms of sanity and life status—I don’t plan on sticking around for it…
Poppy the Penguin comes from a long line of circus performers.But the hardest thing is not juggling, or riding a unicycle – it’s telling her mum that she doesn’t want to perform any more. A tale of overcoming shyness and a celebration of girl power!
From the phenomenal number-one bestseller David Walliams comes another collection of more hilariously horrible children!
